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Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.

Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019


Speed Dating

When a guy is very hot and picks up a bunch of girls at once.

John's speed dating right now. He is getting 20 girls at once.

by BigSmoke40 December 1, 2020


Speed

Kassidy’s wee little legs

She had some speed

by urmadrex2 February 19, 2022


Speed

When you say Speed, you mean gay

Speed = Gay

A Speed likes to hump anything. He moans when you are in close proximity. He is the worst friend you could ever have.

Ex.
P1: That guy is so Speed.
P2: I heard he has a crush on Jaime

by The One and Only Gi-Lee September 15, 2020


Speed

Some weird ass mf black dude no cap

*Unitelligeble Screeching*-Speed

by Speed Number One Hater December 20, 2021


speeds

a combination of the words special and needs, a shortened version

that kid over there is speeds, he dropped his ice cream and now he’s eating it

by rocket__ December 30, 2021


Speed

Alison on skates

Woah ALISON IS SPEED

by Brehd June 23, 2020