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Bob is an battery operated sexual object, used by women and men in the privacy of their homes or with others to seek sexual pleasure and climax.
Bob (battery +operated +boyfriend) is becoming more and more popular than ever before now that the prices are more reasonable.
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Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.
Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
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A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.
friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"
friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."
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Personal computer, specifically a reference to the monitor; used to describe those who spend too much time online or otherwise "involved" with their computer.
We broke up because s/he spends too much time with the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend.
Turn off the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend and come drink with us tonight!
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When you get a boyfriend, become completely infatuated with him, and forget your other friends. Your boyfriend then becomes your only friend because you only ever hang out with him.
After Katie started dating Mark, she got sucked in the boyfriend bubble and lost all her friends.
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Kaitlyn is a sexy ass girl you is good in the bed and her lip are fucking huge and she really good at making out. A girl named Kaitlyn fucked me and my tongue went up the right hole. Her boyfriend names would include: Cole, Cole,Cole, Cole
Kaitlyn’s Boyfriends Names are Cole and she’s a fucking whore who is so good at sex that Cole fucked her instead of me
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1. when you must supply a male member with clean clothing the day after a sleepover, and you have to dress him in multiple ex-boyfriends clothing and then hang out while he wears them. Generally, the articles of clothing may include a cleavage showing v-neck t shirt.
I totally hung out with the ghost of ex-boyfriends past today, and I cant believe I used to date a dude who wore v-necks AND one who wore MC Hammer pants. Makes so much more sense now why these dudes are my ex's.
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