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What you use against those kids that nobody can control. You know, the ones that eat t.v remotes, flush blankets down the toilet, climb you, break things, bite you, scratch you, who dont listen to you or anyone who tries to discipline them.
The man from house #123 eats the faces of undisciplined kids, and if this is used well enough, will keep these tasmanian devils in check.
me: Timmy, if you dont stop hitting Suzy, i will call the man from house number '123' to come and eat your face.
timmy: I will kill the man from house number '123'
me: The man from house number 123 cant be killed. He eats the faces of naughty kids, but if you stop acting like that, I wont call him. ;)
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The awareness that you need to treasure your time on this side of eternity until your last heartbeat, living a purposeful life, and not wasting your life away, complaining that life is not fair, or living dishonestly to acquiring material wealth.
If only more people were to count their blessings, be it beauty, brain, health, or wealth, there would be less comparing with, and complaining about, others—when they can tell friends and foes that “the God who numbers your days is also the One you’d remember in both good and difficult times.”
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I am Number Four is the straight up worst name choice for a movie because obviously I am Number Three would have made so much more sense. Because 3 is a number coming after 2, but not overshadowing it. Also a number coming directly before 4 but refussing to be bullied or made feel less than by it. Strong number, yet emotionally sensative. In other words a number that knows its place.
Dude, that movie choice was SUCHHH a I am Number Four Choice
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On November 16th is a give a boy your number day!
her : heres my number
him : why?
her : its give a boy your number day!
heyo thornton, the best soobin stan in the world.
heyo is the number one soobin stan.
Liliya is the most cutest person you will ever meet. She clings to her older brother figure and talks to them abt her day after school. Lili appreciates her friends.
"Omg is that her?"
"Yeah! Worlds number one cutie, LiLiYa! Shes amazing!"
"I am worlds number one cutie, LiLiYa! I am very amazing and wonderful! But big bro evan is more amazing."
hahhaahh wow whoever wrote number 5 is the man, although i know its one of those damn seniors and cant compete with the sophomoric kids of the world. so sit down dave...
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