universal studios

a theme park, there are a couple of these across the US. i have been to universal studios hollywood in california, about 60 times, and they are great for tourists but after a while you realize there are only 3 good rides. but if you enjoy paying ten dollars for a slize of pizza, then ride a plane to california and spend your life savings on some cotton candy , a funel cake, and a picture of your purple faced wife , in the mummy ride.

mario points and laughs at the tourists in universal studios.

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Hustlers University

A university made by a disgusting individual named Andrew Tate that tells you how to supposedly make money.
People who enroll in this either do it ironically or they're an Andrew Tate stan.

Person 1: I went to hustlers university and i now know how to make a lot of money

Person 2: You dumbass.

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Oxford University

Not Cambridge University. Often used as an insult because Oxford sucks. Tends to be full of people best described as 'genital warts on the scrotum of life'

Eg, "That is so Oxford University", referring to something inherently crap.

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university of delaware

An insanely ridiculous "college" where not that much studying goes on... except for odd engineer and mathematics majors. Where the free time, which is all of the time, consists of goign to d.p. dough, checking out the latest betties and bobbies on main street, and lots and lots of beer. The best parties found off-campus or in the courtyard apartments or towers...The coolest students are actually from delaware, and the occasional rich jew from northern jersey or an obscure place like ohio.

Let's go to university of delaware because the parties at our school suck!!

Wow, she obviously goes to university of delaware judging from her lack of brains, and excess in makeup on her face!

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Chattanooga university

The university of Chattanooga Tennessee. It was founded in 1886 and is one of four universities and two other affiliated institutions in the University of Tennessee System. Anyone that graduates from here is an idiot, and should be shamed.

Aiden: Did you hear about that idiot who graduated from Chattanooga university?
Simon: yeah I heard they couldnt get a job

Chattanooga university graduate: I wish I went to literally any other college 😔

Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate

O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University

doane university

The location that one gets doaned. Formerly known as Doane college.

let’s go to Doane University and get doaned.