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The act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your sexual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about orgasmic spasms in said sexual organs.
'am I right in thinking this is IKEA?'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'
Someone that sells their body to make money. AKA a prostitute. Literally masturbating (wanking) someone for money (coins).
Usually a derogative term for when you feel someone will lose their job.
Jimmy: Hey Chad, did you see Daves face when he got taken into the boss' office?
Chad: I'm sure he'll be wanking for coins shortly
When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.
"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."
When a girl who’s got bags under her eyes, wraps her bags around your cock and then wanks you off.
Pretty self explanatory Teddy
“I’m gonna give him a bags wank tonight, a nice surprise.”
A wank performed in the humid environment of a bathroom during a hot shower whilst the other hand is used to insert a finger into the anus.
Person 1: bro I just had a shower. Fucking loved it.
Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…
To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.
Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!