tie one on

To get drunk or start drinking before the hang over from last night has worn off.

Thus having something to "tie onto"

To tie one drinking session to another before the effects/consequences of the last have expired.

Guy 1: Hey, what's going on there?
Guy 2: I'm hungover as fuck, they had quarter pitcher night at Jake's last night.
Guy 1: So you're just going to hang out?
Guy 2: Fuck it lets tie one on.
Guy 1&2: *Crack open beers and commence drinking*

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One Direction

the reason for my sexual frustration

me: *le looking at pictures of one direction*
me: *le crey* why can't they love me?

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One Direction

Which way do 5 gay guys walk?

One direction!

Enough said.

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one-arm

While engaged in the act of sexual intercourse, the guy who starts on the bottom with the girl riding him places his arm around his partner’s back and deftly scoops her turning her around and underneath him without slipping out. At this point the guy is now on top and assumes the missionary position. For this to happen smoothly the girl should be fit and not overweight as it is much harder to one-arm a 300 pounder.

My buddy Chris met the hottest chick last night! She was so fit that he was able to one-arm her with ease.

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The One Two

Also called the "Once Over". The one two is when someone looks you up and down to judge one you in some way or another. Mostly you get this look from a hater or someone trying to size you up.

(Walking through the mall)

Ashley: "Hey why is that girl giving you The One Two"
Remedy: "I think its because she sees my new Jordans."

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One Year

One year can mean a whole lot of things. People can change, get fat, marry someone, have yet another heartbreak just to fall back in love with the same person. It can mean an addition to the family, whether its a 4 legged friend or another human. It can mean that you will get older, taller and wiser. It can mean that your summer love from 1985 won't love you in 1986.

x: "Dude...what happened?"

y: "Its been one year. I've changed."
x: "You're not you."

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One-Kleiner

Noun. A brief exchange of information in which an individual uses the false pretense of authority to make guarentees and promises which indirectly cause isolated pockets of chaos to occur.

Bob: "They thought I worked at the store, so I gave them my absolute guarentee that for the next half hour all of the loose candy they could grab was free."

Sam: "Wow, nice one-kleiner"

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