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Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.
Patrick makes me laugh like a 5 year old girl.
Patrick has HUGE FUCKING COCK and is FUCKING GOD women usually start drooling when they see a Patrick
I wanna suck Patricks dick SOOOOOOO BADDDD
A bitch ass nigga with a lame ass Afro
Look at that bitch ass nigga Patrick
A massiv dub of a handsome man
I love going full Adriana Chechik on Patrick
Struggles to get hot girls. He can bag a 5/10 easily. Catfish of the bars
I hope I see a patrick at the bar tonight-local 3/10
A beta who has little man syndrome and is always trying to be like his alpha. Similar to a leprechaun in behavior. Really good at being a mooch
He’s got to stop being such a Patrick.
a sarcastic weirdo that always wears a hat or headphones
patrick is a total idiot
did u hear what patrick did to his cousin