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Perfect size

It depends on how she says it.

When your girlfriend says “your dick is the perfect size for me” it means she prefers your dick size to other sizes. If she say “I love your dick it’s the perfect size” I’m sorry but she’s sparing you and finally the tricky one. If she says “I don’t like big dick it hurts me, your dick is the perfect size” it means she could be telling the truth but it’s just hard to say.

by June 3, 2022

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absolutely perfect

Kaitlin Leigh-Ann Fro Harden

dude i found the absolutely perfect song, what kaitlin isnt a song she is an amazing girl

by doggystylebum July 19, 2010

5👍 2👎


Perfect Boyfriend

. ⊹ bf who is always there for you through thick and thin ! he care for you no matter what !!! hhe love you even when you're annoyinh hehehehe !!( ˃ ᵕ ˂ ) he is supercute and keeps his promise he is super supersuper caring and take care of u everyday no matter what he is veyr kind and forgive your mistakes taek the time to understand u and always communicate to u anf make the effort .. he never leavr u aloen and keep u safe alwasy ! no matter where u are yuo carry him in your heart and keep him close he isthe best boy always make time for u always and keepyuo happy forvere !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡

#SHUBHI : i love you raksh . . . you are the Perfect Boyfriend ʚ ᐢ. .ᐢ₎っ <3 U ARE A ST☆R !

by qoobi October 8, 2021

6👍 2👎


Perfect Guy

A male who is by traditional standards is considered perfect by members of the opposite sex, as well as homosexual members of the same sex. Men who are considered the "Perfect Guy" are rated on several different categories, including; appearance, dateability, intelligence, and income amount. (The last is most important for females of the Golddigger type.)

Erin: Gee wiz, Brittanie, look at Dan over there, isn't he just the Perfect Guy?

Brittanie: Oh Erin, if only I could get myself a man like that I could die happy.

by OuttaMyHead August 9, 2008

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Perfect Couple

Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.

Goddamn I wish I had a relationship like theirs. They're the perfect couple.

by niccyandmatt4ever June 27, 2009

25👍 20👎


perfect girl

A super sexy female, whos so beautiful she blows u away, in more way than one you hope.hot body, very pretty and a very very nice lady

mmm jessica shirley

by i love jess shirley June 28, 2004

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perfection [alex]

Alexandra.

I wish I was cute, but instead I'm perfect. ^_^

by Mako November 6, 2003

17👍 13👎