pickle wax

The cum that dries on your penis after masterbation; seman that is trapped around the head of a penis for prolonged periods of time

I didn't have time to get all the pickle wax off my dicka this morning

pickle oven

A vagina.

So, how's that new pickle oven working out?

pig pickle

When a man falls asleep while fornicating with an overweight woman resulting in hours of sleep with a submerged penis resulting in a pig pickle.

Ah man. I fell asleep in fat ass Tina last night. My dick is still a pig pickle.

sewage pickle

The erection you have after you pull out from anal and your penis is covered in jizz and poop then your girlfriend continues to suck you off.

"Dude, she gave me the worst sewage pickle last night."

a sore pickle

A man with a bad problem and should get checked out before having sex

I heard Skyler has a sore pickle so id be careful

Pickle Mandela

photoshappin' somebody's face onto a pickle.

Wow look at that Pickle Mandela of Bernie Sandarz

pickled mermaid

A lifelike miniature model of a mermaid floating in a sealed jar, meant as an amusing toy or circus attraction, to create the illusion that a real mermaid has been captured. It is primarily an anachronism dating from early European colonialism and its sea-spanning knick-knack industries, and has since acquired vaguely occult connotations.

Sometimes the phrase is borrowed by clever marketers, such as for items in restaurant menus.

Robert loved the museum: the frail mummies and immense sarcophagi; the stuffed platypus and pickled mermaid; the wall bristling with elephant tusks and moose antlers and unicorn horns. -- "Stories of Your Life and Others" by Ted Chiang