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the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
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MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?
YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
Furry that help others fight depression and sadness
An example of what a pillow fur might do: they see someone that is looking down so they go and cheer them up 😁
a half size pillow that is used between your knees when you sleep nude and have a wet dream to soak up wet dream secretions from your crotch. Sometimes it is used to hump while you sleep to increase climax!
I had a wet dream last night and my sleuder pillow was soaked in the morning.
When you haven’t shaved your pubic area for a number of weeks and you’re having sexual intercourse with 3 persons and while penetrating one from the behind you beat said person repeatedly with a pillow
I haven’t shaved in 3 months and I just got new pillows y’all fit for a jungle pillow
A chance for people(generally teenage girls) to release built up anger by beating each other senseless with pillows
Girl:“Oh hey want to have a pillow fight?”
Other girl: “Sure I enjoy seeing you in pain.”