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A case that’s goes on a pillow covers in poo
Ahhh. Who took a dump on me pillow!!’? Oh now it’s a pillow poo case..?
When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.
Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.
Full, squishy boobs nestled into a bra.
"Look at her nestled pillows! The way they make her boobs look so hot..."
"She doesn't even need a push-up bra with those nestled pillows!"
A phrase or quote that is particularly well-suited to appearing on a pillow in needlepoint.
Everything Lisa says is pillowable.
He loved how her necklace hung down in her silk lined pillows
A shit pillow is when you shit in someone’s pillow case and wait for them to lay their head on it, it’s pretty evil
yo let’s shit in johns pillow case
so a Shit pillow?
yea
Pillow juice is crusted semen on your pillow after a wild night of sex.
Ew I thought this crust in my eye was just dried eye buggers but it's fucking pillow juice.