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Hair , it's Hair , Pirate Protein is Hair, specifically beard Hair from a pirate. It is also (somehow) a vegan friendly alternative to non-degenerate protein.
Cool guy: Hey Fresh guy, do you know a vegan alternative for protein?
Fresh guy: Have you tried Pirate Protein?
Cool guy: Oh, no i haven't. I will try it right now.
The worst discord server full of toxic people
New member: "Hi guys how's it going?"
Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*
The act of taking random shit and spray painting it gold, preferably something you've stolen from a friend or junkyard. Often it is buried after being painted.
Yeah, we found some random stuff in that junkyard and turned it into pirate gold.
before you're about to cum you yell "THAR SHE BLOWS" and stick it in her ass
We were having sex last night and to end it I did the stinky pirate
When a guy finishes on his chicks face so that her right eye is glued shut by his man glaze, and he makes her look up at the GoPro and say... "Yaaaaarrrggghhh"
Bro, you wanna go Party? No thanks, i'm already giving this chick a pirate party... Check the Gram later, it's suuuper funny!
Only the best color for YEEEZY.
“Um, there’s only one color, Pirate Black”
when two girls go at eachother with strap ons
meteoric curve enjoys watching a pirate fight