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A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
Friends with benefits. Fuck buddies. Booty call.
Joyce and I were really into each other, but because of the distance we decided to be just pound pals when I'm in town
Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.
"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."
means when your succeeding in life
harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.
too much spicyness on something.
Or when someone shits on your pizza.
They put a pound of pepper on my pizza!
approximately 12,500 m&ms
person 1: you should buy 25 pounds of m&ms for your girlfriend
person 2: why would i need 12,500 m&ms for her?
person 1: why not?
In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.
Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month