An individual who has gone through the steps to become certified as a racist in the eyes of the public and the law. Ordained Racists are known to think of themselves as certified beauticians. However, they are just blatantly racist and decidedly out of pocket.
Guy 1: “Damn you here what Fred was saying last night?”
Guy 2: “Yea super out of pocket. Guy is an ordained racist”
This is a rare species of racist people that are too big for there boots and need to fix there attitude they also need karma to hit them one day very soon
A person who blames Ambien (or other sedation medication) for racist language they used on social media or other media outlets.
"I didn't mean to say that in that tweet. It was the Ambien."
"Oh, so you're an Ambien racist."
The cool version of racism. Typically used to describe rich and good looking racists. Not fat and poor like “blue collar racists”, who tend to reside in trailer parks.
Dude, don’t get the wrong idea. I’m a white collar racist.
When people are racist to you, you are being Racisted
"Bro I'm being racisted by my teachers."
An anxious racist is someone who believes their race is superior to other races, has strong negative views about races other than their own but keeps it to themselves to avoid creating any kind of scene or attracting any attention to themselves.
Person 1: Yo, that white dude lurking in the corner has been looking at that black dude with a revolted look on his face for like half an hour.
Person 2: He’s probably an Anxious Racist.
A man named Al, who is without a doubt racist. Casually say's slur words and his hypocritical towards people of color and different ethnicity.
"Man, our boy Al is totally racist, but it's kind of funny" - Guy
"Yeah man, he is such a Racist Al" - Other Guy