you're typical Irish-Catholic
I saw Riley Eidson today in St. Augustine... yeesh
A girl who smells like if someone took a shit, ate the shit, and re-shit out the shit she has Some wrinkly brown bags of Milk on her chest . Her vagina is so bad that it’s like nose hair melting
Omg Riley Bs vagina smells so bad it’s like nose hair melting
A deformed but because from falling out of a 3 story window
Have you seen Riley’s bum? It’s deformed
Riley a national treasure! With a huge dick :)
Girl 1: did you see Riley (J)?
Girl 2: yes! He’s a national ducking treasure with a huge dick
A man who takes any opportunity to fuck someone with P, Z, M, or S as there name and proceeds to fuck the shit out of them in every hole possible including the bellybutton. Until they give there partner a body shaking orgasam.
Damn, I want to be in a dirty riley orgy tonight.
Super drug man from turriff who sniffed a line on Natasha Baylifs fanny