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Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.
Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"
Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.
An upper decker with fries and cole slaw added, a Pittsburgh tradition.
Damn, I did a Three Rivers in Joe’s crapper at the party the other night.
A fucking awesome friend. he always has your back but will tell you when you are wrong. He is trustworthy and cool as hell.
"My friend is such a River Davis Morrow! He always has my back and I could trust him with my life."
When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.
When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
pretty banger game made by wayforward and arc studios
it follows an alternate/retcon plot of the Kunio-kun series
it has 2 games so far
pretty cool
dude 1: "have you played River City Girls"
dude 2: "no"
dude 1: "kill your-"