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When you commit a social gaffe by wearing something outrageously excessive or just plain bad looking, despite the fact that you put a lot of effort and work into the outfit.
"Jesus Christ, Diane, have you seen Shelly? She's totally roasted in a beret with that hideous ensemble."
Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.
Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.
A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.
Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted”
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself”
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
My roast
Roast goals
The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.
Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?
Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!
The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.
Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?
When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!