Deployment Rules

AKA "D.R."; A known and unwritten creed to never discuss the philandering and sexually-related extracurricular activities of one's fellow shipmates or soliders while on overseas liberty."

"Hey guys, before we go out, remember DEPLOYMENT RULES for tonight".

shane rule

Unofficial addendum to Robert's Rules of Order, invoked when no one in the room actually knows anything about the current topic of conversation. Once invoked all discussion of the named topic must cease and a new topic of conversation should be chosen.

"Chicken eggs are unfertilized that's why they don't hatch."
"Why would they be laid if they weren't fertilized? The chicken just needs to sit on them and then they would turn into chicks."
"Do either of you know what you're talking about?"

"No."
"No."
"Shane rule!"

The Kenyon Rule

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.

"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."

The Rule of So

1. When you ask a question starting with "So" in a discussion with someone, you're probably misinterpreting their argument to make it look much worse in order to make yourself look better.

2. A Strawman fallacy. When you expect someone to defend a statement they're not making.

Example 1.
Person 1: "I'm a Democrat."
Person 2: "So you eat babies, want a population of 10 billion in the USA, and want to close down and jail the whole police force?"
Person 1. "Fail. The Rule of So."

Example 2.

Person 1: "I'm a Republican".
Person 2: "So you think Donald Trump is Jesus, Alex Jones should be the next president, and it should be compulsory for all children to bring guns to school?
Person 1. "I'm not even going to answer that."

The Facebook Rule

To ripoff someones idea but make it better and take all the credit.

Dude, if you're going to ripoff my t-shirt design, at least use The Facebook Rule.

Yonder Rule

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.

I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”

Channel Rules

Something some dumbass GoAnimate and Numberblocks Kid will stuff in the description of their channel that people obviously break just to make him mad.

Fatherless Kid.

DUDE! YOUR BROKE MY 2ND RULE OF MY CHANNEL

Grammer💀

DUDE!!!SHUT UP

No

BRO! YOU BREAKED CHANNEL RULE 7

So

I QUIT GAHHHHHHHH

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