rule 2.71

If the situation is bad, it could be exponentially worse.

- Dude I slept with my cousin
- Don't worry about it, rule 2.71

Roman rules

Noun: The codification that permits a contestant to puke and rally in an eating or drinking game.

First known use: King of the Hill s7e2 “The Fat and the Furious”

“He could take down Joey Chestnut if they played with Roman rules.”

“I finished a century club last night but I blew chunks at 81; Erik said it doesn’t count because I used Roman rules.”

The Rule of So

1. When you ask a question starting with "So" in a discussion with someone, you're probably misinterpreting their argument to make it look much worse in order to make yourself look better.

2. A Strawman fallacy. When you expect someone to defend a statement they're not making.

Example 1.
Person 1: "I'm a Democrat."
Person 2: "So you eat babies, want a population of 10 billion in the USA, and want to close down and jail the whole police force?"
Person 1. "Fail. The Rule of So."

Example 2.

Person 1: "I'm a Republican".
Person 2: "So you think Donald Trump is Jesus, Alex Jones should be the next president, and it should be compulsory for all children to bring guns to school?
Person 1. "I'm not even going to answer that."

Rule of straws

When playing "seven, eleven or doubles" one cannot start rolling the dice until the person touches or has mouth on the straw in their drink.

Rule of straws is if Lauren rolled a seven she cannot start to roll the dice until Courtney touches or starts to drink from the straw in her cup.

The Facebook Rule

To ripoff someones idea but make it better and take all the credit.

Dude, if you're going to ripoff my t-shirt design, at least use The Facebook Rule.

Yonder Rule

A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.

I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”

Channel Rules

Something some dumbass GoAnimate and Numberblocks Kid will stuff in the description of their channel that people obviously break just to make him mad.

Fatherless Kid.

DUDE! YOUR BROKE MY 2ND RULE OF MY CHANNEL

Grammer💀

DUDE!!!SHUT UP

No

BRO! YOU BREAKED CHANNEL RULE 7

So

I QUIT GAHHHHHHHH

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