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Its where you shit in your hand. Then shake your mates hand.
Mate: Hayy sup m8
You: Hi would u like a handshake?
Mate: Sure
You: *shakes hand*
Mate: Oi mate i do believe u just gave me a rusty handshake
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the act of intercourse in the vagina with shit on the cock right after anal sex
Ryan: Yo Billy...what's the worst thing you ever done to a girl sexually?
Billy: A gave Melanie the rusty dipstick
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Feces remains around the bum hole after insufficeint whiping.
"Yo my girlfriend went to give me a rim-job, then I realized I has a rusty bum hole."
"ergh that guy has a real bad rusty bumhole."
"Yo, I ran outta fuckin whipes, now I gotta rusty asshole."
"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty bumhole tonight, I dont know how im gonna manage that."
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A female equivalent of a rusty trombone
Candy's eyes lit up as Sandy tongue punched her date and reached around to complete the rusty trumpet with jazz like vigour
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masturbating so much, your penis turns red, sore and painful.
what's a rusty venture??
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it is when you take a shit pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your ass. Now you have an ass full of shit and tend to move a lot slower. Tailhooks are for carrier based aircraft and are ment to slow the plane down on the deck. The hemroid sticks out of your ass like a tailhook does on a plane. At sea the tailhook tends to rust because of the salt water, and someone has to remove the rust.
I can't wait to get home and take a hot bath so i can clean my rusty tailhook., or, Brian is moving like he has a rusty tailhook slowing him down.
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Ginger pubic hair on a redhead result in her having a rusty bucket
"Damn that redhead is hot!"
"Yeah mate i'd love to see her rusty bucket, i bet it's smokin!"
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