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When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period
I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle
What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.
My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.
When you bust a nut in your hand and slap ya girl in the face
Dale:yo man how’s ya girl
Eric: she great she said tonight she’s gonna let me skeet smack her!!!
Something that your girlfriend or wife says not to do when you go out and she's not with you.
Man: I'm going out with my friends tonight, want to come?
Girl: No, I'm tired. Just don't smack tongue tonight.
The best way possible to describe the great game of golf.
Hey sorry I couldn’t come over babe, I was busy smacking spheres with the boys.
When you smack the fucking honk with a big black monster cock
Wanna go smack the honk