A salty loogey is when a male ejaculates inside of a female's nose, at which point she loogeys the semen and proceeds to swallow it, as opposed to spitting it out.
"Dude, I was giving this girl a salty loogey last night and the bitch spat it back at me! I had half a mind to smack her right then and there."
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Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com
Dude, those bums beards are so salty.
Those surfer's have some really salty beards
www.saltybeards.com
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when someone creates a stupid and meaningless definition that nobody has heard of to vent their frustration
like this one
"wow this guy is a salty fuck. why is he even on here"
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A noun describing the typical Donald Trump supporter who cannot handle a primary loss. A Salty Trumpette may be identified by a high saline content and load bemoanings about lawsuits when something does not go it's way.
Did you hear that Donna is planning on litigation against the bowling league due to her recent losses? I guess she's a Salty Trumpette. Trump Butt Hurt Donald Trump Rusty Trombone
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A dog that will do anything for salty damn clout also if anyone sees a salty doggo they must say "oh he is the dude that used his spare time to record his cat drink water" cause that's what every salty doggo does. Also any kind of salty doggos owner must be a good owner and feed him/her salt. These types of dogs only eat salt no dog food or anything. They also defend their owner at ALL costs but can be a meany poo poo head sometimes
Random Homeless dude: yo look its a salty doggo
Salty doggo: *bites private origami parts*
Homeless dude: *screams so hard that breaks the vsco girls hydroflask*
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one that is from an asian ethnicity and has a tendancy to tasty salty
Alexa Wolff is a salty asian
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When one goes surfing and retains some of the ocean's salinity
Bro, you down to get salty tomorrow?
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