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A substitution for any cuss word imaginable.
Give me the damn car keys you piece of sandwich!
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the sexual act in which two males "sandwich" one female while all wear nothing but tennis shoes
LEXYYYYY get your racquet or im gunna give you a PLOUGHMAN'S SANDWICH!
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The sexual act of two dogs(palmeranians work best)licking each side of your testacles while you masturbate.
Dude i was watching my neighbors dogs yesterday and they gave me a palmeranian sandwich.
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Shaving your pubes with anything more than a #1 razor.
Yo Josh! Shaving with a #2 gonna give your wifey an Italian pube sandwich!
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A creepy social situation you are forced into unknowingly or against your will.
Michelle invited my stalker to her party without telling me and I got stuck talking to him, it was a real creep sandwich.
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I just found out that guy I met at the bar last night was my ex's uncle, I'm in a creep sandwich.
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A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.
We forced him to eat a Jack Sandwich after he screwed up.
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About the most sexually degrading thing that can be done to a man. After the man has ejaculated (either before or during intercourse or other sex play), his partner goes to the kitchen, puts meat, cheese and condiments on two pieces of bread. The partner then brings the "sandwich" back to the man and forces him to eat it. Embellishments like serving the "sandwich" on a plate, cutting it into halves, or trimming the crusts off the bread only heighten the humiliation.
"Oh, you think that sex was dirty, I'm going to go make a sandwich you little worm. Then you're going to eat it."
Man #1: Oh shit, you know that crazy hottie last night at the bar. She's a fucking sexual animal. I got her home and she just went nuts. Tore off all my clothes, licking and sucking everything. We were in the hallway, the living room, at some point she was half upside down hanging off the balcony. There was a plunger and spinning lights. It felt like an alien abduction. I mean, damn, she was insatiable.
Man #2: Whoa. Nice. You gonna go get some more of that? Wait, alien abduction?
Man #1: ... um well. She, um... made me a sandwich.
Man #2: Damn. You're just a little bitch now aren't you?
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