the sexual act of when a man has anal sex with parter and his partner voids their bowels whilst the males sexual organ is still inserted in the anus. once that is done the male removes his sexual organ from the partners anus and a light coating of fecies will be lest on his penis( sausage) this looks like a battered sausage which is then inserted into the recievers mouth until ejaculation. bon appetit :)
me: ah man last night was so sick
you:ah did you and her get it on
me:yea man i gave her a battered sausage, she loved it
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A human made of shit, wrapped in skin, usually the Fuck ugly people who try to cover up what they really are with Human Skin. Commonly reffered as, People who look like shit.
Basically, people who cover up their real identity that they are complete lumps of shit, and use fake human skin to cover it up.
Boy: Hey, You look like shit.
Girl: Do I?
Boy: Yeah, your full of shit! Just like a Shit Sausage!
Girl: *Cries*
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A term used for a mans shorts that are cut too short, usually hugging the groin area tightly. May notice penial peakage on observation.
She contemplated asking him out, until he got up from the table and she noticed his summer sausage. She quickly ran away and was hit by a car.
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Chipolata is the word used to name small sausages. Therefore it can be used to describe a guy with a small, little, tiny, short dick, or you could call him a small, little, tiny, short dick. Or it can just be used in any sentence instead of 'small, little, tiny dick!' HAHA
for example ryan tanser has a chipolata sausage
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1. n - (anatomy) An unusually large penis, with emphasis on the length
2. n - (person) A player in the online RPG game "Asheron's Call" by Turbine Entertainment. He plays as a thrown weapons character on the Frostfell server, and is known for his eccentric and homosexually-oriented antics in the game's public chat channels.
3. n - (weapon) A weapon utilized by ancient Roman army foot soldiers for mid-range combat engagements, normally a 5-6" spear specially weighted and shaped to be thrown by hand. A theoretical variant, a "sausage javelin" is an otherwise normal metal javelin that is composed of preserved tubular meat. Not a real weapon.
1. "His rectum was quite sore, due in no small part because of his hung partner's throbbing sausage javelin."
2. "That fag that PvPs on a TW and talks smack in /cg all the time? Yeah that's Sausage Javelins."
3. "Cynicism is fatally impaled by the sausage javelin thrown from afar by a drudge."
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A man usually gay who loves the cock, They are in the Sausage monster state when they are taking many many many cocks any place you can put them at on time.
The dude on will and grace is a sausage monster
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The action of clasping someone's penis with both hands and twisting the skin in opposite directions.
Victim: She is a virgin so she ended up making sausage.
Friend: That's rough man.
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