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Not wanting to listen to the National Anthem because so many renditions of the ‘Star Bangled Banner’ are cringy and painful because singers can’t help themselves. They try to do to much and it sounds like garbage.
“I need to leave before she starts to sign the National Anthem. I have Francis Scott Key-ophobia. I’m starting to get hives and labored breathing.
This is when a man while shaking your one hand also grabs and shakes your dick and balls with his other hand.
I was on MacArthur the other night and this dude gave another dude a Lower Fort Scott Handshake. I said "alright boys, it's time to go" and we all left.
Pissing in someones ass and sucking it out with a straw.
It was a hot day on MacArthur and she could not find anything to drink, so she settled for a Lower Fort Scott Juicebox.
He drinks the Lower Fort Scott Juicebox for the taste.
A song u hear in memes. Yeah, thats just that
ME: (Watches meme compilation) sees the song.
Also me: Goes into urban dictionary and search the word up.
Also me again: Ohh.
Also me again: Travis scott sicko mode is a SONG?!1111!!!!!1!!
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When you bone numerous raw dog sloots but manage to not get stds.
Ginger bar wench: "did you see who Regan fucked last night? I'd be surprised if he didn't get aids"
Invalid rugby player: "yeah he's really getting off scott-free"
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Bring me the horizon are a heavy metal band, deathcore, thrash, whatever you like. They are very talented for thier age, early twenties. People have this hilarious idea that its "cool" to hate them, well, let me kill all your little theories about them alright? Firstly, Oliver, as many of you despise, is not "some emo faggot" He is a regular guy who doesn't give a shit what people think of him, having met people who are very close friends with him and having met him myself, he is a kind down to earth person. And he pissed on someone? That is, sheer bollocks. Right. I saw on a fucking interview, he said he would be wasting his time trying to justify himself to thousands of people - and at the end of the day people can think what they like - but to be fair, there was not enough evidence to press charges on him - doesnt that tell you something? Law is stronger now days and lack of evidence means some stupid little whore wanted attention and no doubt made up the storie but couldnt back it up - further, thier song "No need for introductions I've already read about girls like you on the back of toilet doors" says his message loud and clear. And, if you think thier fans are only "14 yr old girls" then why do you see huge great men wearing dropdead into heavy metal at thier gigs? They have more male fans than females, i would know. And if theyre so shit and unpoplular then please explain why they are touring the entire world and selling out entire shows? Untalented? hardly... again they wouldnt be as succesfull as they are if they were untalented, and theyre young anyway - but yes, Oli can scream well, no matter what anyone says - he has skill; and yes, some stupid little 14 year olds probably do only like the band for oli and his good looks, but at the end of the day, its the same with ALOT (and i mean ALOT) of other bands - the blackout for one. And how does that effect anyone? let the silly little girls drool - whilst thier real fans mosh til they break something at thier crazy arse shows, to them its about the music and they said in another interview they obviously do care how they look, but they didnt start the band to show off thier haircuts they started it because of MUSIC. So, there you go. Bring me the horizon are GOOD. get used to it.
Oliver scott Sykes/ALL of bmth rule
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Cleaning up a woman's period with the quarter pounder bun.
She didn't have any tampons so I helped her out and gave her a Travis Scott Happy Meal®.
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