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When a female puts a condom on with her feet
"Dude Sarah gave me a September at cosmo"
If his/her name starts with J,L,G,K,R, or M ask them out and they have to say yes
Hey Luke wanna go out with me?
Luke: no...
But its September 28th :)
Luke: shi-
The day where meaning of life was born.
Otherwise known as Karla's birthday.
Make sure on this day you give all of your
money to this person for being a failed
plan b.
"Guys it's September 28 hand over all your
money as an act of gratitude towards our
bitchless God"
The international Larry day.
The day that Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson become Harry and Louis Tomlinson-styles in 2013.
Person 1: Hey! What’s special about September 28?
Person2: I don’t know. What?
Person 1: it’s the international Larry day?
Emu otori’s birthday. This means it is the greatest day of the entire year. Wonderhoy.
it is September 9th. That means it is emu otori’s birthday. Wonderhoy.
Kiss a lesbian with pink hair day
Basically someone should kiss me this Friday which is September 9th🧍🏽
Today is the day where you can slap anyones asses and they can say *nothing* about it and cannot complain. If they complain, they have to kiss your ass.
Weak af kid: (slaps strong af mans ass)
Strong af man: aye wtf man!
Weak af kid: It's September 6th mf now kiss my ass LMFAO