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When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life
Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe
Noun- Derived from the ancient prophecy of the Simp Antichrist. Ancient tales have been fortold that he will wage war against the simps and will drive them away from amongst men.
Simps Everywhere shake in fear when they hear this name mentioned.
"This society is a forewarning of the long awaited arrival of the Anti-Simp"
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A man that overly pays attention to a woman. He tends to spend too much time obsessing over her. His name is usually Corey
Wow that guy is crazy about his girlfriend. He is literally inane. He must be Corey and a ultra Simp
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A female who is over infatuated with a guy who does not feel the same. This female chases after this guy regardless of how he responds to her
Ashley: Didnt he leave you on open for like 2 weeks?
M: yes and?
Ashley: you’re such a female simp
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A 23 year old hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is attractive to every woman... and man on the planet.
Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*
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A person who simps all the time and succeeds
her: I like him so much.
me: he's just a simp player.
Synonym : Nintendo Bootlicker
This is a type of corporation simp (or corp simp) who defends every single decision Nintendo does, no matter it's a crappy one or not. They mostly defend without any good researches and good logic, and when they seem to lose the conversation, some start to say their comments are opinions, some become goalpost shifters, some insult their colloquists, some prefer to stay quiet. They usually have age lower than 25 and use pfps of copyrighted characters.
Nintendo Simp : Nintendo will go bankrupt if people keep downloading their games.
Nintendo fan who disagree with Nintendo's crappy decisions : Nintendo simps are just weird.