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When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.
Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!
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The act of being knocked unconscious with something heavy over the head.
Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.
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A person who engages in somnambulistic eating, often ingesting large quantities of food rapidly and without restraint. Sleep eaters are known to be indiscriminate in their selection, combining foods both hot and cold, dishes spoiled or rotten, and substances that are toxic or even life-threatening. Further injury may occur from the careless preparation or acquisition of food items (cutting meat with a knife; removing goods from a stove, oven, or boiling pot; or opening a can or other container).
Randy is a hopeless sleep eater, rising from bed as if rising from the dead, night after night, gorging himself on all the pantry can hold.
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Anyone who falls assleep while in the middle of chillin with people.
ron:hey wheres radell?
john:oh, he sleep crew.
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While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.
Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.
Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!
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A code word for condom, especially when referring to a sexual occasion.
Bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.
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number of people someone has slept with
You just made my sleep number four
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