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A penis bent into a triangular shape around the outline of the smiling mouth of an OC or character, usually done on a collaborative drawing site by random people to ruin your artwork. The name ''Speed Dick'' used to describe any quickly drawn penis on another's property seems to have been adopted for the type of penis described above although aside from the fact the penis above is often drawn quickly over the mouth, the label ''Speed Dick'' does not really serve as a good description of the object it's self however the name has stuck.
''Bro my drawing just got speed dicked.'' ''Watch this I am going to speed dick this motherfucker.''
A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.
You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.
When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
- Going hell fast as sanic does (aka going faster than the speed of light)
- Extraordinarily fast.
Person1: Oh my god he is going at SANIC SPEED!1!!1!
Person2: Yeah, he's very fast.
The combination of hallucinogenics such as LCD or magic mushrooms and methamphetamine.
(That moment when you find out what its like when Alice in Wonderland meets The Flash)
I wont be around all day, I'm taking a speed trip to get away for a bit.
When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.
Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you