seven pound squirrel

A huge quaff of hair around a woman's vagina that either has never been shaved, or at least gone without any grooming for a period of at least 7 years.

My lady got off the treadmill, took off her yoga pants, and as I ran my mouth over that seven pound squirrel I thought I might drown.

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the squirrels are after me

the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because

because they think i'm nuts!

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chew my squirrel

As a phrase, is synonymous in context with "kiss my ass".

Person 1: "Wouldn't it be great to have a monkey?"
Person 2: "That wouldn't be great at all. Monkeys throw their own feces at eachother."
Person 1: "Yeah? Well you can chew my squirrel!"

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Squirrel Hill, Pittsburgh

This neighborhood in Pittsburgh is by far the best neighborhood to live in. Everyone knows everyone and the drama between friends is crazy. All groups of friends know each other and party together yet they all hate each other on the inside. You either belong to Beth Shalom or aren't Jewish but everyone thinks you are. Everyone is rich here and shows off their money with huge partys for their bar/bat mitzvah. Parents think their kids are little angels and will give them whatever they want, and the kids like it this way.
Overall, the best place to live!

I want to live in Squirrel Hill, Pittsburgh for the rest of my life

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squirrels gone wild

www.squirrelsgonewild.net mikey adam joe santino and chris the youngest rock band in tampa and they are pretty good they do alot of old stuff the beatles the doors and some new junk like green day check them out or if you live in florida go to their shows!!!!

omg i just got back from a squirrels gone wild gig and i almost colapsed because of the hottness eminating from certain persons on stage ^.^

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Dirt Squirrel

A Dirt Squirrel is someone who is passionate about any sport that is performed in the Dirt. Prerunners, Baja, Bmx, Mtb, Rc, Moto, Rally, Rock Crawling, Atv, Utv, Sprint cars. You get the idea.

Did you see those Dirt Squirrels going huge!!

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squirrel's nest

To perform a Squirrel's Nest:
1. Get really drunk
2. Find a chick to nail
3. Throw up on her chest while you're doin ' 'er.
4. Celebrate, 'cause you just performed the Squirrel's Nest

I gave that chick a huge Squirrel's Nest after a long night of drinking Guinness. IT was rowdy.

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