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Guy 1: russia
Steven S: Што вы кажаце, я не рускі
Guy 1: nuh uh
Is a tall giraffe that has sex with majd and khodar
how is the wether up there steven
A super unattractive guy that rains on everyone’s happiness and will tear people apart and never get blamed. I suggest never hanging out with one of these guys unless you want them to ruin your entire social life and make you hate your life.
Steven: make homophobic jokes*
Guy: gets offended and starts crying*
Steven: laughs and says “it was never my fault”
Steven has a bigger dick than Jordan, Jovian, Noah, and Andrew. He gets mad pussy and has a super high IQ. Beast at fortnite and if you ever see him buy him some vbucks.
Your mum gay and My dad is Steven.
Middle aged, teenage or young adult racist man, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to his although he isn't even remotely affected.
Steven sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from his window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.
Steven refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. He harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.
Steven says white pride or all live matter
Steven complains that his favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. He parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.
A: Burden won 2020 election, man
B: finally, I'm tried of seeing these Steven. Segregate our country
In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.