THERE ARE NO HOT PEOPLE IN JACKSON SO IF U WANT BIG D GO TO NYC
“There are no BIG D MEN HERE OMG”!!
A sissy liberal who likes jazz.
Possibly a classy guy but also likes honey on the side.
One who fits the females gaze.
That guy looks like he is a men written by women.
Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.
Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!
Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
The official nomenclature of the disciples of jschlatt
"What up small men, big guy here."
-jschlatt
Men who know nothing about making the first move, being chivalrous or courting a lady first. They expect the woman to make the first move always.
Girl I'm sick of these pandemic men always asking me what are we doing !!
A group of three or men is know as a “fear of men”.
I was at the club when walking out of the rest room when I walked right into a “Fear of Men” arguing with the bouncer. Men are always worse in groups.
The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.