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A Northwest-dwelling conservative female who oversees a low-density clan, votes against abortion, for bridges to nowhere, and takes kids to the rink. On occasion is selected as vice-president nominee.
Dude, did you hear that hockey mom has a preggers daughter? I'm voting for her!
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intelligent person: look at you ya whore, couldn't keep em crossed huh
teen mom: shut up the condom broke!
intellient person: ya ya thats what they all say
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The sexy toes, soles and feet of a mature woman, usually on public display.
Fred could not keep his eyes off his best friend's mom's feet. She always kept them up on a couch when he came over and he desperately wanted to cum on them.
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"dude get the fuck off my playstation i wanna play with it now!"
"your mom wants to play with it!"
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A sweet kind loving person that supports me with all I need!
My mom is so nice!
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The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.
"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."
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Notable Moxie mixed drinks include the “Welfare Mom”, which consists of equal parts Diet Moxie and Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy.
The future unwed mothers of Biddeford Maine habitually get wasted on "Welfare Moms."
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