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1)What Larry the Cable Guy called Everet in the Delta Farce.
2)What US army snipers look like in the field
1)Larry-"Everett, what is that?" Everett-"This is my sniper suit!" Larry-"We werent issued any sniper gear." Everett-"I brought it from home." Larry-"You look like a retard chewbacca.
2)Iraqy insergion 1-"I see a sniper!" Iraqy Insergion 2-He looks like a retard chewbacca!"
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Super Hero to all the Special Kids.
The Original Actor who played this was in fact the infamous Nick Zhu.
Wears a toilet paper mask and a towel Cape.
with slippers and a coathanger as a weapon
Retard: DID YOU SEE RETARDED ROBIN? HE GAZOINKED THE TEACHER ON THE HEAD WITH HIS MAGICAL COAT HANGER OF DOOM!
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The U.S. under Obama and the dems.
Obama bails out the rich, and screws everybody else. Only in the Retardation nation would this be tolerated.
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A diet consisting of extremely unhealthy, easily prepared frozen and processed foods. Simple enough to make, even by for retarded person. Examples: chicken patties, hot dogs, Goldfish, Pop Tarts, Diet Coke, Zebra Cakes, Steak-Ums.
Dude, all you ever eat is shit! Try a goddamn vegetable for once!
Nah yo, I'm on a retard diet. It's so easy and yummy!
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A ghost that is retarded. You know how when you have a ghost but it doesn't scare you, that ghost is surely retarded.
Holy shit mike, did you just hear that non-threatening sound?, I bet it is your ghost retard trying to scare us again.
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An area consumed of mostly retards.
An abundance of morons in one area.
“Hey George, how was work yesterday?”
“It was horrible, retard city.”
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A special time, typically from around 9pm to midnight when you and your group of buddies start to laugh uncontrollably at the most stupid of jokes, obscure references and even ambient noises happening around you.
This mostly occurs when hanging out in a stressful or tiring environment (work, convention, birthday etc)
Typically, retard o'clock will get to a climax when ultimately, something will cause everyone to cry with laughter - equally as dumb as everything else uttered - for a few minutes straight, with some people possibly vacating company in order to isolate the chained laughter.The reason for what initially caused you all to laugh in the first place will be immediately forgotten.
I can't even believe that could be that funny, I had to run out of the room crying... and I don't even remember why. Must be Retard O'clock. It's way too late.
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