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An overly perfect world.
Can be used to sarcastically describe a situation that could never be, pertaining to your situation.
Ex. Sarcastically belittling a cop by saying that a Walgreens World would still abide by the entrapment law. But thats a Walgreens World. Then accepting your ticket, and allowing the little black and white piggy to go about his/her power hugry, quota filling ways.
A Walgreens world is where cops don't like to fill quotas.
A Walgreens world is where Scantrons cheat themselves.
A Walgreens world is where politicians are for the people.
A Walgreens world is where racism is frowned upon as well I the idea of religion.
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Girls: If your boyfriend likes this game.... RuN!!! Don't accept being second in his life. Those who have been there know what I mean. Way to addictive.
Because of World of Warcraft, my boyfriend and I got in a huge fight.
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a porn site made by a couple who feel that they can't keep some things behind closed doors. I'm not critisizing. I know some people are really into that. But technically it's adultry. She isn't bad looking though.
Person: I was watching porn on wifeys world. She jerked off some guy!
Priest: Wifey is adultry! Repent!
Person: Your one to talk. You molest boys. Wifey isn't a pedophile like you!
*Person watches more wifey porn while priest goes on child porn site saying that Wifey is immoral while hes looking at nude children*
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when one sticks their dick into the ground
The philosopher Pac once said: "if the world was a girl I'd stick my dick in the ground, fuck the world"
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This is an oral-sex technique where a person starts at the toes of one foot of the partner and licks and sucks his or her way up and around the partner's entire body, pausing for special effort at any and all interesting places, anus, penis, vagina, clitoris, elbow, whatever turns you on, and finishes at the toes on the other foot. Hence 'around the world'.
All sort of variations are possible like having ice in the mouth or having mouthwash AND ice in the mouth ("fire and ice")! Yowser!
It is definitely not *just* oral-anal sex or oral-genital-anal sex as all the other editors here seem misguidedly to believe.
She started sucking on my toes and then went all the way "around the world"! Awesome!
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The End of the World is the time at which The Zombies overrun Earth, or Mateus decides he doesn't need it. Either way, Mateus has been quoted on saying: "There is no heaven - get over it. The only ones who are getting immortality are the hookers. The rest of you cock-monkeys are gonna rot in the dirt. Hehe."
Mateus: "The End of the World? - When all the hookers are gone. Nah, just kidding. The Earth will be here for ages, though all you little bastards will end up killing yourselves if that Hillary Clinton bitch becomes President. Hehe. Boo feminism! Hooray Canada and threesomes! Anyone got some speed?"
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The act of smoking too much tobacco and marijuana through a water pipe at once and dying slowly from the dirty filthy head rush you sadly achieve from the greasey (tob)acco staining your cilia/looking down for 15 minutes after a bong toke
Jesus: HEY MOSES! why the fuck do you look like you've been hit by a truck!
Moses: Man! im in tob world!
Moses: (drool/lung butter hits the floor of residence)
Cheech: too much tob eh?
Chong: Im cool like that
' Tob World is how I wake up everyday '
"is the reason for living and wealthy and successful life"
that bong dirty was the greasy, filthy, dirtiest thing iv ever put my lips on, this tob world is awesome
man my brains fried
the filth is in my lungs
the grease has fried my brain
What Jeffrey Dahmer always looks like
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