When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it
I am going to Idaho shuffle you
This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.
Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.
When you dance nude with a your cousin without consent.
During preschool I did the Wisconsin shuffle with my sister.
When your Zoom square changes position relative to other Zoom chat members that follow the look and logic of the iconic Brady Bunch square.
"Your square is Alice, no its Peter, then its Bobby. It's the Brady Bunch Shuffle."
When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
Popping a big ol goodegg on FaceTime for the ladies
Holy shit she just got turkey shuffled