Sloppy Table

Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.

And possibly eat it, if you're into that.

I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.

cUN+$TABLE

Unstable police rental prices.

Bro, every cUN+$TABLE costs more than the last one!

royal round tables

Another way to say balls

Man 1: bro, Amanda was kick boxing with me and she hit me in the royal round tables!

Man 2: Dude that fucking sucks

Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor

We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.

Spin Table

A large lazy susan table with sturdy ball bearing support and a hole in the middle to facilitate penetrating a vagina and rotating it continuously around your cock.

You can see a spin table if you search on sex spin table on Google.

Table Washer

Someone with special needs that receives minimal tasks to make them feel like they can contribute to society.

Wasn't she a table washer in high school?

Table fry

Standing up and your penis lays on the table

Ah! Put your table fry away!