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An over exaggerated story that far from factual.
A Ross Thomas tail was being told, it went a little like this ‘The grass was pink that day back in 1916’
Word plat on the pg Pony Tail- x rated version where the sexual partner holds the hair of the partner giving oral.
I need a clip for my hair.- partner-Oh I'll just hold it in a hoeny tail for you
Mr three favorite things in life.
"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)
"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."
Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".
Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.
When he's grinding up on you and you reach back to size up his dick
"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
1: when someone is following you for some reason
2: When a pet dog, cat, or any type of lizard repeatedly hits someone in the face with their tail
I'm being tailed by my dog right now, which is making it difficult to see.