Royal Fart

Doing a fart whilst sitting on the toilet.

"I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"

Royal Fatigue

Royal Fatigue is the feeling of exhaustion from experiencing lots of royal events within a short period of time.

For example, in the past few years in the UK, we’ve had a

Prince Philip’s Funeral
Platinum Jubilee
State Funeral
Coronation

We literally can’t be arsed with anymore royal events hence royal fatigue.