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the reason to justifiably commit suiceide
AP chemistry quiz
gets 30
Ima kill my self
The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.
(Shoutout to: Audii, Bayan, Anam, Zareen, Zack, Carlos, Indy, Susan, Sarah, Rama and Yara)
“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos
“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama
Advanced Placement Memery. Qualifies when you have a high stage of deep knowledge and experience of memes. By this you can succesfully make memes without being cringey or normie. This ultimate stage of memery makes you a pro memer.
A: Woah you have AP Memery? That's cool!
B: Yeah I know memes a lot so yea
A: By the way do you know da wæ???
B: *facepalm* fuck I hate my life
A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.
Jake the Ape shit out my window.
What non-AP students take cuz they’re too fuckin dumb for AP Chem and AP Physics.
“My parents want me to take an AP class, but since I have the intelligence of a fruit fly and suck balls at math, I’ll probably just take AP Biology.”
A pretty easy class, I took it as a freshman and it's not as hard as many people think. It does require good student effort and listening in class, but most people get 5s on the exam.
Person 1: How's AP Biology going?
Person 2: It's going well. I have an 89, but the notebook check should bring it up.
Person 1: Cool.
When a girl eats your ass in front of your homies to establish her dominance over there.
Bro that chick planet of the apesd me at the party last night