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silver toothed child

A bad as hell Kid who lacks any parental discipline. Will usually eat Takis or hot Cheetos with soda for breakfast, cuss non-stop, and just be bad as hell.

Wow did you hear about Briayan? He was a silver toothed child and is now in jail.

by Tf92 November 11, 2020

85๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Middle child syndrome

When a middle child - typically of a family of three kids who are close in age - feels left out or neglected.

Because the bigger sibling is the first born and typically an over-achiever, they are the most important and get the most privileges. A younger sibling is the 'baby' of a family and gets away with more as well as being the most looked-after. Middle-child syndrome starts when the middle child is squeezed between these two and have trouble finding their 'niche' in the family.

Middle children will sometimes...
-misbehave to get attention
-go with the flow
-work as little as possible
-be less parent-dependent then their siblings
-become the 'loner' of the family, not participate in family events unless told to.
-play the peacemaker
-be more likely to go to a friend for advice than a parent
-be very creative

In short its where the older child gets all the awards, the younger gets all the love, and the middle gets nothing.

(A real-life example of what happened to my younger sis, who suffers from middle child syndrome)

Oldest: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Lets go pick you out a car!
Oldest: Yay!

-1 1/2 yrs later-

Middle: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Oh.. er.. well we're still paying for your sib's car, so you'll have to just borrow from her when you can..
Middle: >.>

-2 yrs later-

Youngest: Hey! I just turned 16!
Mom: Yay! And I just finished paying for the other car! Lets go get you a car!
Middle: Hey! I should be the next one to get a new car!
Youngest: but its MY birthday
middle: Thats stupid
youngest: MOMMY SHE JUST CALLED ME STUPID!!
mom: Be nice to your little sister on her birthday!! Come on, birthday-girl! Lets go get that car!
Youngest: WOO!

by Oldest July 19, 2009

2530๐Ÿ‘ 452๐Ÿ‘Ž


condom child

a child that is born despite taking precaution by using a condom during sexual intercourse.

The youngest boy is a condom child.

by uttam maharjan September 16, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child of Jesus

A person who denies being a Child of God

I am a Child of Jesus

by TheCrazyLeg March 25, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man Child

Manchild is usually a term to describe a young man of exceptional athletic abilities beyond his years, or a youngster mature beyond his years.

"You're young in age, but physically and mentally you're a man child. You're beyond your years cause of your ability to use the left and right side of your brain. Left(rational side) Right(Emotional, intuitive side.)

by God.Davis December 25, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

A education program proudly promoted by our "Bush for brains" President, whereby he guarantees that no child will be left behind. This is easily accomplished since he plans to make sure that no child will be advancing either.

Bush wants to make sure that no child gets left behind and ends up getting missundereducated like him.(See missunderestimated)

by JOE September 29, 2003

468๐Ÿ‘ 87๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sweet summer child

from Game of Thrones: a person who doesn't know the hardships of winter

often used when someone has no experience with a particular (stressful) thing

"Oh, you still have a lot to learn about fangirling and otp's, my sweet summer child."

by Bummi February 22, 2016

1986๐Ÿ‘ 435๐Ÿ‘Ž