cookies & cream

A bubble created by cum and bits of shit that is farted after anal intercourse.

Daryl was having a wonderful night, until his silk panties were ruined by cookies & cream.

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Peaches and cream

Blaring the song peaches while giving your pregnant wife a facial

Damn my wife can’t get enough of that peaches and cream

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Russian Cream

A popular drink among homo and bisexual men and many women, similar to the White Russian except the milk/cream is substituted for sperm. Often described as fruity and delicious with an acrid afterburn.

"That Russian Cream tasted Jizz-tastic"

"My mouth feels raw now but at least I'm satisfied."

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Ice Cream

To lick someone on every single inch of there body

Yo I icecreamed that chick!

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nipple cream

the white creaamy buttery stuff that oozes out of the nipple of the lady.

"lady! your nipple cream is getting everywhere and on your shirt. ahhhh!"

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jew cream

1. a glow available to all religions and sects...usually resulting in rewards that are normally only possible for a jew. A non jewish person can attain such status by accomplishing goals dedicated to ruthless business and attaining high levels of regard from others. when one attains such a glow, it is said they are using "jew cream" 2. helping to exclaim excitement over getting a bangin' bag, picking up a bangin' girl, or attaining a bangin' job. 3. Status Quo of a dignified, expert Jew. Also see Jewru

"Look at that Benz, that boy be using Jew Cream."
"He got a new job, thats because he shined up with Jew Cream"
"Wipe your Jew Cream off."

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Cream Machine

When a gay man has sexual relations with multiple partners without being in a committed relationship.

Thomas told Fredrick that Blane wasn't a good fit for him because he is a true cream machine and wouldn't be faithful.

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