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Any gathering amongst a group of friends will inevitably lead to somebody mentioning that one friend who you never talk to anymore, but was so ridiculous you still have to talk about - similar to Godwin’s law. A scheckel is charged to the one who says it.
“I think the Uber is a silver Prius” “haha remember when Dorfman tried to claim his Prius was a sports car?” “Boom, Dylan’s law strikes again. And yea he was so dumb.”
Angelo Dylan, a well-known person in the instagram roleplay community, who is painted as a villain but is a hero, deleting people for good causes & harassing them. You will never know if you’re speaking to him or if you’re speaking to a new person due to him having different pen names. Also a big trickster and can fool you in a second. Watch out for him, he’s very powerful.
y/n: put your accounts on private, Angelo Dylan is back.
y/n: oh no, we will never know who he will be in other fandoms.
dylan is a mythical creature created by the roman gods. One day the mighty beast appeared at midnight and neally destroyed tokyo from bending over to destroy a building he unraveled the true beast inside him known as the kracken. when the kracken was summond from the black hole of dylans anus it wipped out half the continent and then it vanshied ,no one knows if the beast will ever return.
the myth known as "DYLAN SPEAKMAN"
The absolute supreme power in the universe. His bush camping skills are second to none
OMG IT'S DYLAN DUNKLEY !
HAVE MY BABIES
Has a fetish of hitting the ball towards their own goal. A carried rocket league player who passes to the other team.
He just passed it to them. What a Dylan Deluxo
Dylan is a good friend who gets beaten up the most, he has an older nerdy brother and has sex with him every weekend, he has some dodgy friends but doesn't get into it. Dylan doesn't look gay but he's the gayest sex guru alive , his dream is to meet James Charles and give him a blow job.
"Wow That Dylan Smart is one gay fucker, in more ways than one"