The best couple ever. Mainly known as, "goals".
Ex: (guy)*points over to "Jordan and Sarah" * THEIR SUCH GOALS!
Jordan and Sarah are goals. Wow look at them, I wish I could be as happy as they are!
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A chill dude.
"How is Cody Jordan that cool"? asked Delwin.
An increasingly popular disparaging and well-deserved nickname for the twice-failed candidate for Speaker of the House, Jim Jordan.
We like to call him ‘Shit for Brains’ but somehow ‘Airhead Jordan’ seems a little catchier.
a Jordan Mcdorman is gay and has no friends he has a tiny penis and loves cock
omg is that jordan mcdorman doesnt he like dick and he has a tiny dick to
A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.
Coolest dude you will ever meet get mad pussy smokes good blunts says funny shit hot as hell
Vanilla Jordan-my eyes are sticky
A pug lookin muthafucka who needs to take a goddamn shower.
Jesus Christ, did you smell that kid? He's a Jordan Duffy...