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1) Exactly what it sounds like, someone with an unhealthy addiction to the pepsi co product called mountain dew. This addiction can go as far as an addiction to drugs, but with less harmful side effects.
2) also used as code if someone wants to hide a relationship from X amount of people.
1) “my addiction to mountain dew is unhealthy, i just can’t seem to kick it to the curb.”
2) “i’m going to steal your heart!”
“You can’t steal what isn’t there, as my heart goes out to another... my mountain dew addiction, because i’m a mountain dew addict.”
“What the fuck...?”
The act of climbing a mountain in order to perform sexual actions on a wild bear while covered in honey and sperm.
Can't for our trip this weekend Pam, we might have to do the rocky mountain bullet
Deep-fried and battered foreskins.
You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?
When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.
Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.
Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.
Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!
The act of placing one genitalia (ball bag) into a girls anus while inserting the shaft into the vagina
I can’t believe I was able to pull off the Rocky Mountain dip
A chronic condition passed on to you by the failed beauticians at Great Clips, in which your hair has peaks and valleys very similar to those of the Rocky Mountains.
"Look at John's Rocky Mountain hairline; he must have went to Great Clips"