sexual peeing

When white people can't get off during regular sex and resort to peeing on their partner.

"Hey this isn't really working for me do you mind if I try something?"

"What is it."

"It's this new thing I heard of called sexual peeing."

"Uhhhhhh ok."

*drinks a glass of water*

"Now we wait."

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pee fetish

this is the thing that finally makes god snaps and says "what in the hell is this shit?"

p 1: yo
p 2: yeah?
p 1: i might have a pee fetish
p 1: *pulls out an AK-47* no mercy mother fucker

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Pee Punch

Pee Punch; Noun: the delicious liquid substance you ingest at a party that Lola Biddle and Bee Beard throw, which contains a variety of alcohol and urine.

omg that pee punch last night was good, im pretty sure they've recently added more urine to their mix! yum!

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Nice Pee

A sarcastic way of telling someone they tried to play it off but they are unsuccessful.
"Pee" comes from P.O. which means Play it Off.

Steve tries to steal Alans Blunt. Alan says "Nice Pee nigga trying to take my blunt"

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Pee waves

When someone has to pee, and it is contagious.. everyone is on the same pee wave.

Kinda like brain waves.

The backgroud is my twin and I walked outside to have a cigarette, and we both had to pee all of a sudden. So my twin told me to get off her pee waves

Jane "Jeezy Creezy i have to pee!!"
Dick "Man, i have to pee too!"
Jane "wtf?! GET OFF MY PEE WAVES BITCH!"

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pee buddy

Mostly used in the military for personal going to urinate but can not do so without another person to cover his 6.

PVT Joe:Drill Sergeant can I go to the latrine?

DS: Do you have a pee buddy?

PVT Joe: Umm, Umm, Umm

DS: (shouts out loudly) WHO WANT"S TO BE PVT JOE'S PEE BUDDY

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Pee Dick

Mens uncontrolled erection in the morning when he has to pee.

Tom woke up with a pee dick and had to run to the bathroom to piss.

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