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The act of being knocked unconscious with something heavy over the head.
Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.
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a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.
often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"
i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.
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A person who engages in somnambulistic eating, often ingesting large quantities of food rapidly and without restraint. Sleep eaters are known to be indiscriminate in their selection, combining foods both hot and cold, dishes spoiled or rotten, and substances that are toxic or even life-threatening. Further injury may occur from the careless preparation or acquisition of food items (cutting meat with a knife; removing goods from a stove, oven, or boiling pot; or opening a can or other container).
Randy is a hopeless sleep eater, rising from bed as if rising from the dead, night after night, gorging himself on all the pantry can hold.
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It happens while you are sleeping and you really want something, or wish for something to happen and you think about it frequently. You go to bed thinking about it and wake up thinking about the same thing. It is not quite a dream, but you are not quite conscious enough to control your thoughts either.
I sleep think about you alll the time because I think about the exciting adventures we are going to have this summer.
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While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.
Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.
Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!
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A code word for condom, especially when referring to a sexual occasion.
Bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.
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number of people someone has slept with
You just made my sleep number four
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