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A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.
Damn that girls fucking nasty.
Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.
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The mass that Swamp Thing broke off of his crotch and gave to Heather Locklear(spelling?) in the movie that made her imagine that her and Swampy(in human form)were having hot sex.
"Yo bitch try this pickle and tell me what you think"
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When you have a combination of a ball swamp and fresh diarreah crockpotting in ones underwear
Dude, I was gaming for weeks when my girl wanted to hang out. So I went over and she wanted to fuck, I was so nervous that my ball swamp suddenly became a shit-swamp stew
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Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.
It was bad enough she gave me a Louisiana Crab cake, but she followed it up with some swamp water.
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A young lady of particular ugliness.
Rob: That girl devon was a swamp donkey.
Luke: Yea but shes gives mad good blow jobs.
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a dirty slut whose vagina is swampy, and reeks like a donkeys ass
I went to a party but my time was cut short, after a swamp donkey approached me asking for sex.
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A female often overweight and grotesque. Often found at high school parties, waiting for guys to get drunk therefore making them an easy target to engage in sexual acts.
I can't believe I hooked up with that swamp donkey!
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