Diving for no reason in Madden
"Stop playing donkey water over there!"
"I just scored a touchdown while you were playing donkey water!"
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When you see some nasty boys on musically DRINK IT
It cleanses your soul from cringe.
Also why are you looking here?
I saw a weiner I need holy water
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A phrase describing a person who is thought to be as awesome as Jesus
Guy1: Argg.. that dude is such a dick!
Guy 2: Yeah, you know my girlfriend thinks he's awesome?
Guy 1: I know! She must think he walks on water or somethin'..
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The act of taking a dump but the only thing that comes out is a goopy poop liquid.
I was trying to poop so hard that I accidentally triggered a water cannon out of my ass. That was some nasty booty water.
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The water leftover in your bathtub after the one night stand you took home from the bar takes a shower in the morning.
You should have cleaned out the drain before letting her shower. Now the skank water is never going to drain.
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Slang for most types of aged whiskey.
Macallan 25 is my fav brown water.
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A reference to MDMA (Ecstasy, Molly, etc.) mixed in water. Users typically drink this mixture throughout the evening from a plastic water bottle.
"What you on, son? Your pupils look huge and you're smiling like crazy."
"I've been drinking that Florida water, bro!"
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