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a made up phrase to confuse the younger minded steriotypical american slob, yes all steriotypical americans are infact slobs and are what i like to call 'joe sixpack' if confused already look up the words
the typical american slobs are part of a joe sixpack tradition and will be confused by the term 'smellow yellow'
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A man takes a poo, urinates on it (to turn it yellow) and inserts it into the woman's vagina.
My girlfriend's a keeper. I gave her a yellow submarine last night.
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A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.
Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.
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when your in a car and you see a yellow car you have to say yellow car and you get to punch everyone in the car once. service and commercial cars don't count. you also get to slap one person as hard as you can in the face if you see a pink car because thats the rarest color.
person 1: "yellow car!"
person 1: (punches person 2 & 3)
person 3: "pink car!"
person 3: (slaps person 1 in the face)
person 1: "ouch yellow car game"
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His name is not ted you have been lied to
The man in a yellow hat is not named ted
A case of paronychia an infection of the tissue folds around the nails. Usually the adjacent tissue is painful, red, and swollen. There may be pus which is usually yellow hence the name.
The yellow finger infection is often painful and disgusting to deal with.