When someone flushes the toilet on you when your on the phone. This sometimes destroys the phone in which has been swirlied
As soon as i heard the toilet flush on the phone I knew I was getting a phone swirly.
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When a company like Metro pcs uses phones they don't sell.
I went to Metro and got my new I phone which I bought somewhere else to work when they jailbreak phone .
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Using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.
Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session
As he laid in bed, she called him and she provided phone schluff -- he was soon fast asleep.
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another way of saying, that was a FAIL.
(say to friend who just screwed something up)
ring ring, ring ring
pick up the pone phone
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The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man
I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!
That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.
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When your earphones to your ipod,mp3,walkman or cd playeris tangled up due to being in your pocket too long
person1: why is your earphones so tangled?
person2: they are not earphones there pocket phones
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Lad 1 Did you ring sherry last night
Lad 2 yeah we had phone rape
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